Meal Plans

Done-for-you plans, built for the size you’re chasing.

You pick the goal — cut, bulk, or hold on TRT — and I do the math. Macros counted, grocery list written. I’ve got the numbers, big man.

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The free 3-day Get Fed taster plan shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet beside a plated high-protein meal
Any goal3 days

The free 3-day taster

Three days of real meals, macros done, on the house. A taste of how the plans feel before you spend a thing.

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The 1-Week Cutting plan shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet with the macro breakdown and meal photos inside
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1-Week Cutting Plan

Seven days of lean, satisfying meals that keep you full in a deficit. No starving, no shame — just fed and on track.

$19$29
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The 1-Week Bulking plan shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet beside a large high-calorie meal
Bulking1 weekMeat

1-Week Bulking Plan

Seven days built to put size on without choking down sad chicken and rice. Big, easy calories that actually taste good.

$19$29
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Best value
The Month Cutting plan shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet — a full month of cutting meals with macros inside
CuttingMonthMeat

Month Cutting Plan

A full month of cutting meals with enough variety you won’t get bored by week two. Cheaper per day than the weekly.

$59$76
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The Month Bulking plan shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet — thirty days of growing food with macros inside
BulkingMonthMeat

Month Bulking Plan

Thirty days of growing food, rotated so it never gets dull. The long game for putting on real, useful size.

$59$76
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The 1-Week TRT Support plan shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet beside a high-protein recomp meal
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1-Week TRT Support Plan

Seven days for holders on TRT — built to support recomp and steady energy. Food that works with what you run.

Premium
The Premium Cutting Week shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet with chef-grade ingredients and lean macros inside
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Premium Cutting Week

The cutting week with the good ingredients — proper cuts, proper flavour. For when you want to eat well while you lean out.

Built for you
The Custom Plan shown as a printed Slim Diet Era booklet built by hand around your body, goal and kitchen
BespokeAsyncAny goal

Custom Plan

You fill out the questionnaire, I build a plan around your body, your goal, and your kitchen. Made for you, by me.

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Every plan ships with its booklet-style cover and a printable PDF — macros counted, grocery list written, yours the moment you order.

What’s inside every anabolic meal plan.

02 / The value
01 — Macros done

Macro-counted meals

Every meal, every day, with the protein and calories already counted. Nothing for you to tally or guess.

02 — Shopping done

Per-portion grocery list

A grocery list scaled to exactly what you’ll cook. Buy what’s on it, nothing rots in the fridge.

03 — Ready to print

PDF download

A clean booklet-style PDF you can keep on your phone or stick on the fridge. Yours the moment you order.

04 — Know the numbers

Spec sheet

Daily totals, the macro split, and swaps for the meals you don’t fancy. The whole plan, laid out plain.

03 / The flagship

Never plan a week again.

One plan a month, fresh, in your goal — cut, bulk, or hold. Plus the recipe-library extras so you’ve always got something new to cook. It’s the whole kitchen taken off your plate, and it works out cheaper than buying plans one at a time. This is the one I’d pick for you.

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Not sure yet? Try a plan on the house.

Take the free 3-day taster, cook a few of my meals, see how it feels to have the thinking done for you. No card, no catch. Then come back when you’re ready.

A high-volume beef and rice power bowl from one of Magnus's free taster days
Day 1 · on the house
A baked salmon, olives and greens plate from the free taster