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Stuck on a macro, not sure which plan is yours, or just want to tell me how dinner went? Send it over. No judgment, no sales pitch — just a big man in a pink apron who’ll tell you the truth and try to help. I read every message myself.
“There’s no daft question here. If it’s about food, ask me — I’ve got you.”
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